You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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