How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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