I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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