Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
fuck your aforementioned shoe
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
