Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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