Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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