I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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