Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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