ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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