For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Everclear isn't food dammit
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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