just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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