Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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