I need to stop coming to work sober
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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