I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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