just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i've created a new STD.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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