Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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