Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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