I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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