I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
