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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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