if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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