My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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