I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
the raccoons are back...
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