so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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