ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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