And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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