Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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