I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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