like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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