you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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