Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I will pee on everything he values.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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