two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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