so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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