Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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