Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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