That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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