Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
