real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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