it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think i have two assholes
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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