It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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