Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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