so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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