if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i barfeds in our rink
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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