Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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