I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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