I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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