no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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