Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
is it fun? or sober?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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