Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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