I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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